{"id":27711,"date":"2020-09-20T17:48:37","date_gmt":"2020-09-20T05:48:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/?p=27711"},"modified":"2020-09-20T17:54:12","modified_gmt":"2020-09-20T05:54:12","slug":"the-block-2020-x-rated-penis-shaped-design-slammed-by-real-estate-agent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/the-block-2020-x-rated-penis-shaped-design-slammed-by-real-estate-agent\/","title":{"rendered":"The Block 2020: X-rated \u2018penis-shaped\u2019 design slammed by real estate agent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>PHOTO: The Block 2020<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"description\">One couple on this season of The Block were left scrambling during Wednesday night\u2019s episode after getting some very negative feedback from the real estate agent who\u2019ll be tasked with selling their home.<\/p>\n<div class=\"story-content\">\n<p>As real estate agent David Wood from Belle Property drops by\u00a0<i>The Block\u2019s<\/i>\u00a0construction site for a visit, South Australian couple Daniel and Jade are particularly proud of one statement piece they\u2019ve designed for their kitchen: a combined island bench and dining table, designed to \u201cdraw the eye,\u201d as Jade puts it.<\/p>\n<div class=\"w650 h365 image media kskd-media\" data-kiosked-context-name=\"kskdUIContext_01ejn0mb75asvxfx2hd69zhv6p\">\n<div class=\"image-wrapper\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" image-loaded\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.newsapi.com.au\/image\/v1\/4377925f976352b2e4bd97afbd01ffd3?width=650\" alt=\"Daniel and Jade had to scramble after negative feedback from their agent.\" width=\"650\" height=\"365\" data-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.newsapi.com.au\/image\/v1\/4377925f976352b2e4bd97afbd01ffd3?width=650\" \/><\/div>\n<p class=\"caption\"><em><strong>Daniel and Jade had to scramble after negative feedback from their agent. <span class=\"image-source\">Source: Channel 9<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>One look at the plans and it\u2019s clear Wood is worried.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat did you think when you saw that big round bench that protruded out across the walkway?\u201d a producer asks when the couple are out of earshot.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt looked like a penis to me,\u201d says Wood.<\/p>\n<p>A 4.1m long penis, to be exact:<\/p>\n<div class=\"w650 h365 image media kskd-media\" data-kiosked-context-name=\"kskdUIContext_01ejn0mb79dvwyq108z4kmh670\">\n<div class=\"image-wrapper\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" image-loaded\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.newsapi.com.au\/image\/v1\/cef78b25241e685fe9dc5cc2b337a436?width=650\" alt=\"That\u2019s a man, Maury!\" width=\"650\" height=\"365\" data-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.newsapi.com.au\/image\/v1\/cef78b25241e685fe9dc5cc2b337a436?width=650\" \/><\/div>\n<p class=\"caption\"><em><strong>That\u2019s a man, Maury!<span class=\"image-source\">Source: Channel 9<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>READ MORE VIA <a 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