{"id":34997,"date":"2021-10-09T11:02:26","date_gmt":"2021-10-08T22:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/?p=34997"},"modified":"2021-10-09T11:02:26","modified_gmt":"2021-10-08T22:02:26","slug":"australian-real-estate-agents-share-their-wildest-open-house-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/australian-real-estate-agents-share-their-wildest-open-house-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Australian real estate agents share their wildest open house stories"},"content":{"rendered":"

PHOTO: Real Estate Agent stories<\/strong><\/p>\n

Australia\u2019s property market is hotter than the cheeks of a millennial who forgot their keep cup in front of their environmentally friendly crush. Steamier than the jowls of a boomer who has just been informed their discount coupon expired yesterday. Warmer than the phone case of an iPhone that has been clutched all day by a TikTok addicted Gen Z.<\/p>\n

Suffice to say: Australia\u2019s property is ~hawt~.<\/p>\n

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Kay & Burton chairman Gerald Delany was forced to take a man\u2019s surfboard as a house deposit after the buyer failed to stump up the cash. Picture: Jason Edwards<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

With that comes whack behaviour \u2013 both from real estate agents and buyers alike. This in mind, we figured there\u2019s no better time than now to share some of the wildest stories Australian real estate agents have ever talked about.<\/p>\n

First cab (or, several cabs) off the ranks are from a recent article by\u00a0realestate.com.au<\/em>. The real estate news and listings site interviewed various Melbourne real estate agents to get their juiciest tales from on the job.<\/p>\n

From sex to murders to lingerie thieves, they had truly seen it all.<\/p>\n

Biggin & Scott Stonnington director Tom McCarthy, who has had a 30-plus year career, shared the following wild stories with\u00a0realestate.com.au<\/span><\/em>.<\/p>\n

\u201cHe\u2019s hosted an auction while a prankster in the house opposite pulled up her shirt and repeatedly flashed her breasts at him during the proceedings,\u201d\u00a0realestate.com.au<\/span><\/em>\u00a0reports.<\/p>\n

\u201cHe didn\u2019t bat an eyelid and the sale went off without a hitch.\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

He also shared the story of a duo who thought they were being hilarious when they pulled up in front of an auction crowd and then pretended to have sex on the bonnet of their car.<\/p>\n

\u201cThen there was the time,\u201d\u00a0realestate.com.au<\/span><\/em>\u00a0reports, \u201cMr McCarthy ruined his favourite tie chasing a man down the street after he saw him take something from the vendor\u2019s bedroom during an open home.\u201d<\/p>\n

That item? Lingerie.<\/p>\n

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A creep was caught red handed stealing underwear from a vendor\u2019s bedroom drawer.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Speaking of weird behaviour, Kay & Burton chairman Gerald Delany shared with\u00a0realestate.com.au<\/span><\/em>\u00a0the time he and a colleague commandeered a buyer\u2019s surfboard after he told them he didn\u2019t have enough money to pay the deposit.<\/p>\n

\u201cLuckily for the surfer, he turned up at the agency the next business day with the cash and had his surfboard returned,\u201d (realestate.com<\/span><\/em>).<\/p>\n

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A prankster couple put on a show for an auction crowd when they pulled up their car, got out, and simulated a sex act on the bonnet.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Reddit<\/em><\/a>\u00a0has also shone a torch on some of the craziest stuff that has gone down in the Australian property market, on the part of agents themselves.<\/p>\n

Under the topic \u201cHow are real estate agents so bad,\u201d one member of the r\/australia\u00a0Reddit<\/em>\u00a0community wrote: \u201cAfter moving out of a townhouse and spending an entire day scrubbing every surface and doing the lot, leaving it sparkling and better than we found it, I hand the keys in and go to my new house one hours drive away. Next day phone call from RE: \u2018You didn\u2019t leave it in a satisfactory condition, there is some dust in the kitchen drawer underneath the cutlery tray. If you want your Bond back you need to come and pick up the keys and clean it.’\u201d<\/p>\n

The\u00a0Reddit<\/em>\u00a0user added: \u201cNext day drive over an hour back to RE, pick up the keys, go back to the house, use a tissue to wipe the literal three specks of dirt underneath the plastic cutlery thing, return the keys, drive another hour home. Half a day and $20 petrol wasted on about three specks of dirt hidden underneath a plastic cutlery tray\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI hate RE agents so very, very much.\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201cThis happened to a mate of mine. They ended up scrubbing the house from ceiling to floor, paid for carpets to be professionally cleaned, dusted the light fittings, scraped out the oven, practically sandblasted the bathroom, and eventually got their bond back,\u201d another\u00a0Reddit<\/em>\u00a0user shared.<\/p>\n

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Biggin & Scott Stonnington director Tom McCarthy rocked up to an auction to find the home taped off as a murder scene. Picture: Andrew Henshaw<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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