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PHOTO: Real Housewives of Melbourne<\/strong><\/p>\n

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After four long years, the Real Housewives of Melbourne are finally back, with four brand new cast members joining three returning favourites.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

God, so much has happened since the last time we caught up with these ladies: Covid. Lockdowns.\u00a0The Great Lydia Schiavello Photoshopping Scandal of 2021.<\/p>\n

Shout-out to Janet Roach, asserting her rightful dominance by narrating this season\u2019s introduction and wearing this truly hideous pair of sunglasses during the opening credits that you just know cost more than your house:<\/p>\n

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If there\u2019s an Order of Australia for Services to Real Housewives, Janet should get it<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n

First up this season we\u2019re with the lovably eccentric Gamble, and it\u2019s getting all\u00a0Real Housewives: Uncut<\/i>\u00a0up in here as we watch her slip off her silk robe, light a candle, and lower herself seductively into a bubble bath \u2026 along with her army of Pomeranians.<\/p>\n