{"id":40212,"date":"2022-09-13T08:43:33","date_gmt":"2022-09-12T20:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/?p=40212"},"modified":"2022-09-13T08:43:33","modified_gmt":"2022-09-12T20:43:33","slug":"comedy-didnt-buy-my-current-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/comedy-didnt-buy-my-current-home\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Comedy didn\u2019t buy my current home\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>PHOTO: Comedy didn\u2019t get Claire Hooper into property. Sibling rivalry did. Picture: Tony Gough<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Claire Hooper got into the property market at just 25 \u2014 but it wasn\u2019t finances that motivated her move.<\/p>\n<div class=\"entry-featured-img-wrap\"><a class=\"entry-featured-img-link\" href=\"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/sexy-real-estate-agents-fun-instagram-page-sexy-agents\/\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-hoot-medium-thumb  entry-content-featured-img entry-grid-featured-img wp-post-image lazyloaded\" src=\"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Agents-460x270.jpg\" alt=\"SEXY real estate agents\" width=\"460\" height=\"270\" data-src=\"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Agents-460x270.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-grid-content\">\n<header class=\"entry-header\">\n<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/sexy-real-estate-agents-fun-instagram-page-sexy-agents\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Sexy real estate agents \u2013 FUN Instagram Page | sexy.agents<\/a><\/h2>\n<\/header>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"description g_font-long-format\">\n<p>Claire Hooper is a comic and presenter. She will be reading children\u2019s winning stories at the Fish Creek Children\u2019s Festival of Stories.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><b>First home<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I bought my first home in Perth at 25 years old, motivated by the fact that my 19-year-old<\/p>\n<p>brother had just bought his first place.<\/p>\n<p>I was a struggling theatre maker; I had to move friends in and ultimately move myself back with my parents to meet the payments on that ugly, little three-bedroom house, which eventually sold for enough to buy my first place in Melbourne. Comedy didn\u2019t buy my current home. Sibling rivalry did.<\/p>\n<div class=\"media image kskd-media\" data-kiosked-context-name=\"kskdUIContext_01gcspvjyb5x89hn38zm75kp40\">\n<div class=\"responsive-img\" data-desiredimagesize=\"block_large_image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"responsive-img_img inline-image ls-is-cached lazyloaded\" src=\"https:\/\/content.api.news\/v3\/images\/bin\/3993d0fe0dd70fbf674ef7176bb3a18d\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, (max-width: 1000px) 50vw, 650px\" alt=\"At home in Brunswick.\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" \/><\/div>\n<p><em><strong>At home in Brunswick.<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n<p><b>Current home<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I certainly have an MO when it comes to property: \u2018ugly\u2019. We bought this bitzer of a place ten years ago for its potential and have so far allowed that potential to lay dormant. We love it though. It\u2019s plastic weatherboard, full of cracks and poorly laid out \u2013 yuck \u2013 but it\u2019s on nearly 600sq m in Brunswick \u2013 yum \u2013 so we haven\u2019t once regretted stretching to afford it. We have finally engaged an architect to open the back up to the big yard so expect your invite round to the BBQ in approximately 2024.<\/p>\n<div class=\"entry-featured-img-wrap\"><a class=\"entry-featured-img-link\" href=\"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/interested-in-becoming-a-supporter\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-hoot-medium-thumb  entry-content-featured-img entry-grid-featured-img wp-post-image lazyloaded\" src=\"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Featured-Image-460x270.jpg\" alt=\"support\" width=\"460\" height=\"270\" data-src=\"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Featured-Image-460x270.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-grid-content\">\n<header class=\"entry-header\">\n<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/propertynoise.co.nz\/au\/interested-in-becoming-a-supporter\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Support independent Australian news aggregation<\/a><\/h2>\n<\/header>\n<\/div>\n<p><b>Dream home<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This is the top conversation topic when I walk the dog with my husband. We imagine a home with access to parkland and close to the Merri Creek, but elevated enough not to be affected badly by rising sea levels. We also want a bunker full of tinned food, zombie proof windows, and a hidden stairway up to a roof garden and sentry point. 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