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Rise and grind people – we’re back with this week’s recap of Luxe Listings Sydney. And we mean grind. No dates. No roses. No boats. No bars. Just the 5am club, plenty of cold calls, a malfunctioning mouse and a very long drive over the Harbour Bridge.
The end.
Just kidding. We’re straight to into the action at Cohen Handler where sales are up and revenue is up and there is talk of ending the year with a bang.
We’re not sure if that’s a reference to Gavin or Simon’s Bachie 2022 campaign but hey, we love any kind of explosion.
This morning, Tammy is all business like Regina George, giving us our favourite plastics vibe:
And Liam is gushing over his new teeth whitening contraption. We suspect this is probably some kind of Amazon product placement, so let’s hope they all get free Prime for a year out of this.
The best line of the episode this time belongs to Jen who, while everyone has the teeth things in their mouths, sighs, “Peace and quiet”. But the silence is broken when Liam admits he’s had a chew on Simon’s and all of a sudden we’re worried Liam might get locked in the Beemer again.
But instead, he has just been handed our dream job (apart from these recaps, of course), and is tasked with buying Jen a puppy.
As far as that other job is concerned, you know, the one he gets paid for, he tells Simon he’s got a meeting with someone but it’s “over the bridge”.
Tammy:
Tammy: How far over the bridge?
OK phew, turns out it’s just Mosman we’re talking about and not, like Manly or Newcastle or something like that (although for Tammy, it might as well be).
A collective sound of disgust and inconvenience rings out through the Eastern Suburbs and to cope Liam just wants to go to lunch.
Simon runs off to find his passport to make sure it’s still valid.
Meanwhile, over to Queen D’Leanne who is doing the rounds with Daniella, taking her on a leisurely drive to a listing appointment in Glamarama, reminding her (and us) about her roots, basic Beyonce female empowerment and not to be too shiny.
The ladies arrive at the home of the parents of one of D’Leannes ex-employees, Jack, called Glama (sorry Tama) Pavilion. It’s circa $12 million for the five-bed, five-bath, Hamptons dream pad with views of the Bronte to Bondi walk.
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